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Leader, Founder and Mentor of the Goon Squad

also the proud Pappa goon

 Don't let the impeccable style fool you ,

This Momma Goon will wail and or headbutt you into submission.

 Dr. John was a Goonish-king.
Of him the harpers sadly sing:
The last whose realm was fair and free
Between the mountains and the sea.

His sword was long, his lance was keen.
His shining helm afar was seen.
The countless stars of heaven's field
Were mirrored in his silver shield.

But not long ago he rode away,
And where he dwelleth none can say.
For into darkness fell his star:
In Boston, where shadows are.

 He is quick 

He is fast

Watch out or He'll zwerk your ass

 Quick on his feet

but the hands are the infamous "BEAN HANDS"

only thing that can stop em is a magnet or rust

 The name says it all nice sweet "ish" by day

but in the lane  she is a Pitbull to be reckoned with

 Small but fierce even with the goofy pants and shoes

Quick and effective  firecracker